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twofingerswhiskey:

reichenbachtrip:

chaiteaprincess:

sofakeitsfox:

Remember when every girl wanted this phone

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yoo if you had this phone in 2005 you were the coolest bitch on the block

I didn’t know this was a thing. my dad had this phone.

then your dad was the coolest bitch on the block no exceptions

(via covocal)

gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

(Source: foodtrucker, via covocal)

6 hours ago

clothobuerocracy:

sunshineface0014:

ridge:

it’s weird how people talk bad about strippers but no one says anything about the people who go to see them

!!!!!!!!!

Who’s worse? The woman who dances on a pole making $600 a day or the man stepping out on his wife and family to throw singles at a complete stranger?

(via princess-zedd)

babyferaligator:

you can order 4,500 live ladybugs on amazon for less than $20 what a time to be alive

(Source: 420dongsquad, via princess-zedd)

7 hours ago
Anonymous said : your parents didn't fuck up on the genetics part. 

c: thank you very much

Gonna go get numb and sleep through today and then not do shit until i have no choice but to go to work

radn:

catspring:

i don’t get why we need driver’s training. driving is just like mario kart except slower and you can’t throw blue shells at people

please never drive

(Source: petalnoseremade99, via stay-ocean-minded)